You’ve Been Warned.
Finish the bowl. Leave witnesses.
Sharing? Never heard of her.
Wear it and let everyone know — you look harmless, but you’re absolutely not.
The Reason You Want It
Because you’ve already mastered the art of being effortlessly likeable and mildly dangerous.
This tee doesn’t make you cute — it just confirms what everyone already suspected.
⚠️ Warning: May trigger compliments, envy, and the occasional mirror check.
Fat Belly Panda™ — Too Cute to Behave.
Fit & Feel
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Unisex retail fit: true to size for men, slightly relaxed for women
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Fabric: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (4.2 oz/yd² ≈ 142 g/m²)
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Texture: ultra-soft, smooth print surface
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Blank: Bella + Canvas 3001 (U.S. sizing)
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Ethically made: in humane, sustainable conditions
Size Guide (in inches)
(Measurements are approximate — allow minor variations for handmade printing)
| Size |
Width (in) |
Length (in) |
Sleeve Length (in) |
Size Tolerance (in) |
| XS |
16.5 |
27.0 |
8.6 |
1.5 |
| S |
18.0 |
28.0 |
8.9 |
1.5 |
| M |
20.0 |
29.0 |
9.2 |
1.5 |
| L |
22.0 |
30.0 |
9.5 |
1.5 |
| XL |
24.0 |
31.0 |
9.7 |
1.5 |
| 2XL |
26.0 |
32.0 |
10.0 |
1.5 |
| 3XL |
28.0 |
33.0 |
10.4 |
1.5 |
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold (max 30 °C / 90 °F)
- Non-chlorine bleach only when needed
- Tumble dry low or hang to dry
- Iron on low to medium heat if needed
- Do not dry clean
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella + Canvas 3001, 2-year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings / Hazard: For adults. Blank product sourced from Honduras.
Care instructions: Machine wash cold (max 30 °C / 90 °F), Non-chlorine bleach as needed, Tumble dry low heat, Iron medium heat if needed, Do not dry clean.
