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I Am Panda, Unisex

I Am Panda, Unisex

Regular price $24.95 USD
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You’ve Been Warned.

No slogans. No excuses. Just presence.
You don’t wear the tee — the tee wears you.
Say nothing. Let the eyes do the heavy lifting.


The Reason You Want It

Because you’ve already mastered the art of being effortlessly likeable and mildly dangerous.
This tee doesn’t make you cute — it just confirms what everyone already suspected.

⚠️ Warning: May trigger compliments, envy, and the occasional mirror check.

Fat Belly Panda™ — Too Cute to Behave.


Fit & Feel

  • Retail fit: true to size for men, slightly relaxed for women
  • Fabric: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (4.2 oz/yd² ≈ 142 g/m²)
  • Texture: ultra-soft, smooth print surface
  • Blank: Bella + Canvas 3001 (U.S. sizing)
  • Ethically made: in humane, sustainable conditions

Size Guide (in inches)

(Measurements are approximate — allow minor variations for handmade printing)

Size Width (in) Length (in) Sleeve Length (in) Size Tolerance (in)
XS 16.5 27.0 8.6 1.5
S 18.0 28.0 8.9 1.5
M 20.0 29.0 9.2 1.5
L 22.0 30.0 9.5 1.5
XL 24.0 31.0 9.7 1.5
2XL 26.0 32.0 10.0 1.5

Care Instructions

  • Machine wash cold (max 30 °C / 90 °F)
  • Non-chlorine bleach only when needed
  • Tumble dry low or hang to dry
  • Iron on low to medium heat if needed
  • Do not dry clean

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr​@honsonventures​.com, 3 Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Bella + Canvas 3001, 2-year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings / Hazard: For adults. Blank product sourced from Honduras.

Care instructions: Machine wash cold (max 30 °C / 90 °F), Non-chlorine bleach as needed, Tumble dry low heat, Iron medium heat if needed, Do not dry clean.

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