Every night, you swear tomorrow’s the start. Every tomorrow, you swear next week will be better. This tee’s the only promise you’ve ever kept.
The Reason You Want It:
Because the voices already say it every night. This shirt just made it official — your first honest diet plan. ⚠️ Warning: Wear with caution: may summon flashbacks of gym memberships unused.
Fat Belly Panda™ — Too Cute to Behave.
Fit & Feel
Unisex retail fit: true to size for men, slightly relaxed for women
(Measurements are approximate — allow minor variations for handmade printing)
Size
Width (in)
Length (in)
Sleeve Length (in)
Size Tolerance (in)
XS
16.5
27.0
8.6
1.5
S
18.0
28.0
8.9
1.5
M
20.0
29.0
9.2
1.5
L
22.0
30.0
9.5
1.5
XL
24.0
31.0
9.7
1.5
2XL
26.0
32.0
10.0
1.5
3XL
28.0
33.0
10.4
1.5
Care Instructions
Machine wash cold (max 30 °C / 90 °F)
Non-chlorine bleach only when needed
Tumble dry low or hang to dry
Iron on low to medium heat if needed
Do not dry clean
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3 Gnaftis House Flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella + Canvas 3001, 2-year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings / Hazard: For adults. Blank product sourced from Honduras.
Care instructions: Machine wash cold (max 30 °C / 90 °F), Non-chlorine bleach as needed, Tumble dry low heat, Iron medium heat if needed, Do not dry clean.
