You’ve Been Warned.
He’s not taking calls. He’s just scrolling.
Still, somehow, he looks busier than you.
The Reason You Want It:
Because that’s you every day — calm, focused, doing absolutely nothing that matters.
⚠️ Warning: May expose your real work habits to everyone who sees it.
Fat Belly Panda™ — Too Cute to Behave.
Fit & Feel
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Unisex retail fit: true to size for men, slightly relaxed for women
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Fabric: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (4.2 oz/yd² ≈ 142 g/m²)
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Texture: ultra-soft, smooth print surface
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Blank: Bella + Canvas 3001 (U.S. sizing)
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Ethically made: in humane, sustainable conditions
Size Guide (in inches)
(Measurements are approximate — allow minor variations for handmade printing)
| Size |
Width (in) |
Length (in) |
Sleeve Length (in) |
Size Tolerance (in) |
| XS |
16.5 |
27.0 |
8.6 |
1.5 |
| S |
18.0 |
28.0 |
8.9 |
1.5 |
| M |
20.0 |
29.0 |
9.2 |
1.5 |
| L |
22.0 |
30.0 |
9.5 |
1.5 |
| XL |
24.0 |
31.0 |
9.7 |
1.5 |
| 2XL |
26.0 |
32.0 |
10.0 |
1.5 |
| 3XL |
28.0 |
33.0 |
10.4 |
1.5 |
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold (max 30 °C / 90 °F)
- Non-chlorine bleach only when needed
- Tumble dry low or hang to dry
- Iron on low to medium heat if needed
- Do not dry clean
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3 Gnaftis House Flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella + Canvas 3001, 2-year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings / Hazard: For adults. Blank product sourced from Honduras.
Care instructions: Machine wash cold (max 30 °C / 90 °F), Non-chlorine bleach as needed, Tumble dry low heat, Iron medium heat if needed, Do not dry clean.
